Post by "Classic" Kris Cage on Jan 3, 2009 18:51:11 GMT -5
The scene opens with the cameras panning over a packed arena, filled to the brim with fans, chattering among themselves. There's no action happening within the ring-not yet at least. Fans are patiently waiting for the event to start, keeping themselves entertained. Suddenly, the peace is disturbed when Shinedown's "Devour" begins blaring over the P.A. system. The fans instantly cease whatever it was they were doing and turn their full attention to the titantron. Suddenly the fans erupt in a hail of jeers as out walks LP's Kris Cage onto the entrance ramp, many of the fans recognizing "The Classic" from other wrestling promotions. Cage remains on the titantron stage, scanning the new crowd before him, a slightly frustrated look on his face. He finally is seen sighing heavily as he makes his way down the ramp. Fans continue to voice their opinion of Kris Cage as he rolls under the ropes, making his way into the center of the ring. His music eventually dies out, Cage lifting a mic to his lips, only to be drown out by the fans before he can even mutter a word. He patiently waits for the fans to grow tired, his frustrated look only intensifying. Finally, they quiet down enough for Kris to speak
-"Classic" Kris Cage-
For those who may not know, my name is Kristopher Cage, and I am your headlining superstar here in the Legendary Pro promotion.....
The fans once again begin to boo him, obviously not agreeing with Cage's high opinion of himself
-"Classic" Kris Cage-
Being the high profile star that I am, I demand to be treated as such, and already I've noticed numerous, numerous errors back in the back that I cannot just let alone. I need to address them and I demand that management do something about this, or I will proceed to be very upset. For one, I've already noticed that the promotion has mistaken some street tramps for beautiful talented ladies. Although others like the Frenzy's may not mind this little screw up, I for one have a major complaint with it. I don't want to be in a locker room where I run the risk of accidentally catching something from sitting on a toilet seat. My body is a temple, even though others may not feel the same.
Cage takes the moment to gather his thoughts, scratching at his facial hair before continuing to speak
-"The Classic" Kris Cage-
Speaking of my temple, I've noticed some talent- I won't name names- that I found them smoking in the back. Now do you know what this means?
Cage holds up his left hand, showing the back of it to the camera. There is a red design in the shape of an 'X' tattooed on the back of his hand. He slaps the back of his hand twice as he gets an almost smug look on his face before lowering his hand and once again continuing
-"The Classic" Kris Cage-
That means I live a straight edge lifestyle, and encase your tiny inbred minds still don't know what that means, it means that I have sworn off drugs, alcohol, and any other toxins lesser beings decide to contaminate their bodies with. These being my beliefs, I demand that you, management, do something about this, or I will, once again, continue to be very unhappy. Look, we've got a lot of things to cover like the lack of bathroom attendants, or the fact I don't have my own private locker room, or my own parking space, so before I continue any further, I'd like if someone from management could come out here so that we can discuss this.
Cage now lowers his mic, the fans taking the opportunity to remind Cage what they think of him. Cage simply ignores it as he keeps his attention focused on the titantron, patiently waiting for someone to answer his call.
-TBC- Anyone-
-"Classic" Kris Cage-
For those who may not know, my name is Kristopher Cage, and I am your headlining superstar here in the Legendary Pro promotion.....
The fans once again begin to boo him, obviously not agreeing with Cage's high opinion of himself
-"Classic" Kris Cage-
Being the high profile star that I am, I demand to be treated as such, and already I've noticed numerous, numerous errors back in the back that I cannot just let alone. I need to address them and I demand that management do something about this, or I will proceed to be very upset. For one, I've already noticed that the promotion has mistaken some street tramps for beautiful talented ladies. Although others like the Frenzy's may not mind this little screw up, I for one have a major complaint with it. I don't want to be in a locker room where I run the risk of accidentally catching something from sitting on a toilet seat. My body is a temple, even though others may not feel the same.
Cage takes the moment to gather his thoughts, scratching at his facial hair before continuing to speak
-"The Classic" Kris Cage-
Speaking of my temple, I've noticed some talent- I won't name names- that I found them smoking in the back. Now do you know what this means?
Cage holds up his left hand, showing the back of it to the camera. There is a red design in the shape of an 'X' tattooed on the back of his hand. He slaps the back of his hand twice as he gets an almost smug look on his face before lowering his hand and once again continuing
-"The Classic" Kris Cage-
That means I live a straight edge lifestyle, and encase your tiny inbred minds still don't know what that means, it means that I have sworn off drugs, alcohol, and any other toxins lesser beings decide to contaminate their bodies with. These being my beliefs, I demand that you, management, do something about this, or I will, once again, continue to be very unhappy. Look, we've got a lot of things to cover like the lack of bathroom attendants, or the fact I don't have my own private locker room, or my own parking space, so before I continue any further, I'd like if someone from management could come out here so that we can discuss this.
Cage now lowers his mic, the fans taking the opportunity to remind Cage what they think of him. Cage simply ignores it as he keeps his attention focused on the titantron, patiently waiting for someone to answer his call.
-TBC- Anyone-